Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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He couldn't see himself doing it

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AIDS.

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What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.