Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.