Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.