Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.