Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??