Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??