Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

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I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!