Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!