Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

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How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

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What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...