Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Morphine Time Jokes More Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one