It's Morphine Time!
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It's morphine time!
Go go power rangers!
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
To get to the other side.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
The Moo York Times
She was running out of things to read.
A: Fell through the cracks.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
I think I'm coming down with something.
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Merci backup.
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.