Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Morphine Time Jokes More Morphine Time Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

What is the KKK's favorite dessert?

A Klandike bar.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.