Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

Morphine Time Jokes More Morphine Time Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.