Power Ranger Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

How do you save a drowning black family?

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