Kkk Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

What is the KKK's favorite dessert?

A Klandike bar.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club?

Blackburn

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

Afro Jokes More Afro Jokes

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken