Kkk Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

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What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

What is the KKK's favorite dessert?

A Klandike bar.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club?

Blackburn

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

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How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

Red Neck Jokes More Red Neck Jokes

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin