They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
Because they allow 1 free carrion
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
Timing
A redditor
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.
Burning
They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.