What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

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What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white

What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.