What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.