What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.