What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.