What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.