What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.