What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...