What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Church Bell Peal Jokes More Church Bell Peal Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.