What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Church Bell Peal Jokes More Church Bell Peal Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.