What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Sadist Jokes More Sadist Jokes

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."