What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Sadist Jokes More Sadist Jokes

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?