Sadist Jokes

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

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What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.