What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What did the sadist do to the masochist?

Nothing.