What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Who would rule in a dog world ?

The pawlice.