What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea