What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about