Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.