Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Slavery Jokes More Slavery Jokes

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.