Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's this bit here?

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.