What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian