How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.