How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

What's blue and doesn't fit anymore?

A dead epileptic.

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian