How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.