How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian