How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.