How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.