How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.