How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".