Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

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What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !