What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

Why me?

for the full hour.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi