What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

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What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.