What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

Why me?

for the full hour.

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.