Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Previous Random Joke Next

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.