Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.