How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad