How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.