How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.