How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Shin Jokes More Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.