How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Toeknee.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.