How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Shin Jokes More Shin Jokes

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.