How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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Shin Jokes More Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich