How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

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What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style?

The blowout

What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

Maple Leafs Jokes More Maple Leafs Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!