How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!