How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style?

The blowout

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Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up