Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

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Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up