Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*