Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!