Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto