Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

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What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.