How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !