How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

Why do they call me seven days?

Because I'm weak.