What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's black and doesn't work?

A quadriplegic chimney sweep.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.