Veterinarian Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.