What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays