What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!