Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!