Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!