Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda