Snort Jokes

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Blonde Snort Jokes More Blonde Snort Jokes

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod