Snort Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

the day they're Dubai.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window