Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
Coke.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
A leper playing guitar.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
They're both ash-holes.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
He thought it was such Bolshevik.
She thought it was diet coke.
She thought it was diet coke
A few months ago
It was legend dairy.
Barq's Root Beer.
a fanta sea