Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
Crackula
It's morphine time!
A Ducktor.
A dead one...
Put the ashes in the donuts.
Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
A leper playing guitar.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Pooping
She thought it was diet coke.
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
Because it was soda pressing.
Pope.
It wanted to get off its ash.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
