Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
Half Life 3 Confirmed!
Do you mind getting out of my son.
Meals on Wheels
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
He fell out of the tree
Have a nice bite!
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
Lorrypops.
Because it's soda pressing.
In the can-can can can.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
She thought it was diet coke.
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
