Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Coffee Mug
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
He thought it was Coke!
The snort quack.
Matt
So he can find router space.
Because they got nun to love them
They both have ornamental balls.
Uniball.
Whole milk.
The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
It's morphine time!
Because they'll crack up anyways
The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
The University of Minnesoda
Put the ashes in the donuts.
