Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.