Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"