Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.