When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.