When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.