How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)