How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.