How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea