How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.