How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.