How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.