How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

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What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days