How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.