How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.