Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!