Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.