Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet