What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella