What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.