What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

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What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.