What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.