What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.