What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.