What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.