What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren