What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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They both used to be on top gear.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Flush the toilet.

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Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

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Tinder and Mild.

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.