What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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You use an o-silly-scope!

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.