SPEEEED!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They both used to be on top gear.
They were both on Top Gear.
Top Gear,
5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.
A smile !
On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.
He can't do 'top gear' anymore!
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
They were both on top gear.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
The reindeer
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Because they want to see the front line too
Beep Beep Beep...
Def Leppard
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.
Hamster.
Because his mind was always on a pellet.
