What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.