What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.