What has 5 arms and rocks?

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

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