What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.