What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.