Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...