Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

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Why was 6 afraid of 5?

Because 7 8 9

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What's better than honor?

Inner

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...