What is the longest?

Life without parole

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.