What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda

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Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.