What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda

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What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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A: With a red elephant trap.

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Porsche-tchesire sauce

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I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Paul Walker only crashed once.

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A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.