What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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What's Paul Walker's favorite drink?

Fireball

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Their last hit was the wall

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.