What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda

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I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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Your addicted.

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I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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The steering wheel...

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Because they're reliable, quality made cars.

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An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.