What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Very, very carefully.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.