What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine