What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.