What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!