What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!