What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.