What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree