What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.