What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.