What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only