What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.