What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.