What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.