How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.