How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside