more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.
A barber!
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
A Basketball player.
You cant count them when its dark
God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."
Because tea leaves.
because their knee grows
It didn't Fett.
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
