Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt