What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall?

DAM!!!!

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods