What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!