What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!